The Sword of Heroes

Jul 27

I tried Chili’s ribs for the first time today to see what all the hubbub was about.

4/10 will not get again

Jul 27

moshinyourheartx:

I say this to my friends all the time, and they don’t get it.

Jul 27

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
Jul 27
Jul 27
hipster-trichster:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.  Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

that was a wild ride

FWD: FWD: RE: RE: FWD: RE: FWD: FWD: STORY OF A FUNNY WOMAN

hipster-trichster:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

that was a wild ride

FWD: FWD: RE: RE: FWD: RE: FWD: FWD: STORY OF A FUNNY WOMAN

Jul 27
thinksquad:

Any internet users who use or even read about privacy services online will be targeted for surveillance by the NSA, according to a new report from German broadcaster ARD.
According to leaked source-code of the US spy agency’s ‘XKeyscore’ software, individuals who search for information about anonymising services such as Tor have their IP addresses logged by the NSA and can be flagged for further monitoring.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/nsa-reportedly-tracking-any-internet-users-who-research-privacy-software-online-9585250.html

Thoughtcrime

thinksquad:

Any internet users who use or even read about privacy services online will be targeted for surveillance by the NSA, according to a new report from German broadcaster ARD.

According to leaked source-code of the US spy agency’s ‘XKeyscore’ software, individuals who search for information about anonymising services such as Tor have their IP addresses logged by the NSA and can be flagged for further monitoring.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/nsa-reportedly-tracking-any-internet-users-who-research-privacy-software-online-9585250.html

Thoughtcrime

Jul 27
Jul 27

mtg-realm:

Magic: the Gathering - Khans of Tarkir Clans

As previewed at the San Diego Comic Con - more previews / info over on the MTG Realm Blog - http://mtg-realm.blogspot.ca/2014/07/sdcc-mtg-panel.html

* Tarkir is a plane of five warring clans. Each worships one aspect of the (now extinct) dragons.


* The five clans are based around a single color in WUBRG order with one ally and one enemy)


* Each clan has a three-color leader (aka the khans or warlords)

* Each clan has dragon attributes


* Each clan gets it’s own mechanic plus morph so there are six mechanics


* WBG (centered in white). The Abzan Houses Dragon aspect: Endurance. Symbol: Scale of the Dragon. Khan: Anafenza


* URW (centered in blue). The Jeskai Way Dragon aspect: Cunning. Symbol: Eye of the Dragon. Khan: Narset


* BGU (centered in black). The Sultai Brood Dragon aspect: Ruthlessness. Symbol: Fang of the Dragon. Khan: Sidisi


* RWB (centered in red). The Mardu Horde Dragon aspect: Speed. Symbol: Wings of the Dragon. Khan: Zurgo Helmsmasher. Orcs


* GUR (centered in green). The Temur Frontier Dragon aspect: Savagery. Symbol: Claw of the Dragon. Khan: Surrak Dragonclaw

Jul 27
rollership:

Jill Stein, the Green Party Presidential Candidate, was arrested trying to enter the debate.
From the Huffington Post: Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein was arrested outside of Hofstra University on Tuesday after attempted to enter debate grounds. According to Stein’s campaign press statement, Stein and running mate Cheri Honkala joined supporters outside the Hofstra campus at 2pm, where Stein declared, “We are here to bring the courage of those excluded from our politics to this mock debate, this mockery of democracy.”

I voted for her in 2012

rollership:

Jill Stein, the Green Party Presidential Candidate, was arrested trying to enter the debate.

From the Huffington Post: Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein was arrested outside of Hofstra University on Tuesday after attempted to enter debate grounds. According to Stein’s campaign press statement, Stein and running mate Cheri Honkala joined supporters outside the Hofstra campus at 2pm, where Stein declared, “We are here to bring the courage of those excluded from our politics to this mock debate, this mockery of democracy.”

I voted for her in 2012

Jul 27

fantasy-remains-a-human-right:

Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany

Jul 26
  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice
Jul 26

Emily Blunt in Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

Looks like Outcast armor, reblog forever.

Emily Blunt in Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

Looks like Outcast armor, reblog forever.

Jul 26
insanelygaming:

8bit Pokemons
Created by blayzeon

insanelygaming:

8bit Pokemons

Created by blayzeon

Jul 26

mydnd:

Beholder Art Segmentation

Edit: The name of each artist was placed on the captions but they dont show T.T

http://wizards.com/dnd/Article.aspx?x=dnd/4dnd/behold

Jul 26
justinpaulcyr:

8bit Beholder

justinpaulcyr:

8bit Beholder